Monday, March 31, 2008

You Bastards

Okay, okay I’m on those sites too, so it’s “We Bastards” (though, for the record, I’m the nice one).

Kathy Henderson’s Broadway.com interview with Laura Benanti, though, really highlights the problem with much of the negativity on the Broadway message boards.

You basically broke your neck during the run of Into the Woods, which is an incident I had never read about.
I think many people didn't know about it. At least for a while, there was a notion going around that either I was lazy and missing shows, or I was behaving badly and missing shows, or I was faking an injury and missing shows. That was really hard for me because it certainly was not the case.


People can be so harsh over any move actors make, and I think it’s best to give the person the benefit of the doubt. People have attacked, literally attacked, Laura Benanti, Donna Murphy, LaChanze, and a number of other stars without knowing the truth about absences. For Benanti, while people were spreading rumors and speaking cruelly, she was recovering from a very serious injury.

That’s not very nice.

the Broadway Mouth
March 31, 2008

I’ll Forget You

Nancy Opel in Making It On Broadway:

I had a baby and I left the business for two years. I literally had to move away. I knew that if I didn’t, I would stay in this business. The lure is too strong. I was warned by some people, “If you stay away too long, they will forget who you are.”
Damn it, that’s right. They do forget, and I don’t care. I did the right thing for my family. Do I have regrets about the things I may have missed? Not really. A scrapbook isn’t the same as a healthy, well-adjusted child.


It’s interesting to watch the trends in Broadway casting; people do get quickly forgotten. Watch how new people are quickly cast from one show into another. One minute, they are nobody, and the next, they are in the latest hit show. While the people who did that a mere five years ago are nowhere to be seen.

Take, for example, Tyler Maynard, who was able to move from Altar Boyz into The Little Mermaid. Tony Yazbeck got Gypsy after A Chorus Line, just as Mara Davi got The Drowsy Chaperone.

Everyone gets their breaks in their own ways, and I’m thrilled for anyone who can make a go of acting on Broadway because each role in earned with much blood, sweat, and tears. I’m not saying that Maynard, Yabeck, and Davi haven’t earned their roles—I’m not implying that at all.

But, as Nancy Opel mentions, I wonder of the great talents who have been forgotten along the way. It’s so easy to focus on the big talents who have deservedly managed to get from one show to the next because they are wowing us right now, but as we reflect on who we’d love to see in roles, let’s not forget that there’s a truckload of major talents who are, from reports, still in the business. It’s not atypical for people to enter into the profession of starring on Broadway, only to then tire of it, crave the stability of family, or to choose other avenues for their talents. However, just because we don’t see them doesn’t mean they are not out there, trying to get seen.

The hot tickets of not-too-long ago, I can’t just forget them. I choose not to forget them. I don’t know what reason we haven’t seen them on stage, but it wouldn’t be surprising to know that they simply haven’t been able to get seen.

Let’s all take a moment and remember all the fantastic performers from the past fifteen years who are still out there—the Matt Bogarts, Sandra Allens, Chuck Wagners, Maya Days’—pounding the pavement, trying to a nice man like a Ziegfeld or a Weismann to get them into a great, big Broadway show.

I’ll not forget you.

the Broadway Mouth
March 31, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Ten Minutes Ago

Ten minutes ago I saw you
I looked up when you came through the door
My head started reeling
You gave me the feeling
The room had no ceiling or floor
--Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella

Ten minutes ago she was a secretary. Ten minutes ago she was a wedding singer. Ten minutes ago she was scooping poop. Ten minutes ago he was fired from TCBY. But now, they are Ethel Merman, Idina Menzel, Laura Benanti, and songwriter Jeff Marx.

Never underestimate people of talent and ambition, even if that ambition seems far-fetched or muted by shyness. That man waiting your table before you head off to Cry-Baby really could be a Broadway star next year. That kid promoting his songs on BroadwaySpace could write the next Hairspray. That girl with the funny voice who keeps calling you about attending her reading could write the next Les Miserables.

Sure, there are a lot of folks out there knocking on doors who really aren’t the best dancers, aren’t that great with their monologue, and maybe don’t even write strong lyrics. But, some day, if you open your eyes, you’ll find someone who really is the undiscovered Heather Headley or Marc Shaiman.

Idina Menzel has my favorite story, told in Making It on Broadway. She was a wedding singer, one of the same that gets pushed to the back of the brain because she sings “while people chew.” Worst of all, the bandleader of her band once had the sound guy turn her mic down so his girlfriend would be louder. Some time after that, she starred in Rent, Lippa’s The Wild Party, Aida, Wicked, See What I Wanna See, and now people are paying $20 a pop to buy Enchanted, where she became the Disney princess and $15 to hear her new solo album.

But it’s no Cinderella story. It takes a lot of hard work, a lot of determination, a lot of faith in yourself to become something. But the truth is that Idina Menzel was always Idina Menzel, and starring in Rent didn’t change that. If she had never gotten the Rent gig, she’d have the same voice, the same talents, even if she was an administrative assistant.

So, the quiz of the day is:

1. Who will the people around you become in ten minutes?

A) Someone I will later regret not taking seriously.
B) Someone who’ll invite me to the opening night party.
C) Someone I’ll be glad for keeping in touch with.
D) Someone who could have made me a ton of money.

2. In ten minutes, who will you become?

A) a Broadway performer
B) a Broadway songwriter
C) a Broadway book-writer
D) a Broadway producer
E) a Broadway director
F) a Broadway set-designer
G) a Broadway costumer
H) a Broadway historian
I) all of the above except A and C
J) all of the above except A-F
K) I’m going to Hollywood.

the Broadway Mouth
March 27, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

From the Mouth of Harvey Fierstein

I love being a genius. It’s hard going undiscovered for so long and all, but I’ll take that over never having been a genius any day.

How can you tell if you’re a genius? If smart people say things you have been holding firmly to for some time or have put into words that which you’ve already written, then you are a certifiable genius without ever having to take an IQ test. Trust me. Being an undiscovered genius, I’m an expert on these things.

Barbara Hoffman’s interview with Harvey Fierstein in The New York Post contains just one of those genius-inducing quotes:

Why turn a creaky flick like A Catered Affair into a musical?

That's why. I don't believe that you take something incredibly great and finished and then make something else out of it. I'm always asked to write a new version of Stage Door. But that film is genius. You can't do better than that cast—Katharine Hepburn, Lucille Ball, Ginger Rogers, Ann Miller. Leave it alone! I saw Catered Affair and I loved how human it was. Paddy Chayefsky's like that. Think of Marty. But Marty is perfect - a dance number isn't going to make it better. A Catered Affair had all this humanity and didn't quite go as far. I thought I could take it to the next level. Debbie Reynolds [one of the film's stars] came to our opening in San Diego and said, "Honey, it's a much better musical than it ever was a movie!"

To steal Hal Prince’s phrasing, there are some exceptions—big ones, like Mame and Les Miserables—but Fierstein has spoken something I have felt for a long time. It’s difficult for me to pull many concrete examples from big musicals simply because I don’t usually bother with the source material, which is often hard-to-find or just not of interest, but I have often contemplated this when thinking of source material to adapt. If you’re just going to plug in songs, then it’s kind of a why-bother proposition. If the adaptation is super faithful, I earnestly wonder where’s the fun in it for the writer, though I’m sure cashing big royalty checks is delightful.

A case in point: I loved The Wedding Singer, but even though I had never seen the film, the second act didn’t feel much like a stage musical. It felt like an after-school special plotted on a stage. I then acquired a copy of the movie and was surprised how literal the musical’s book was, including the whole “Julia thinks Robbie’s slept with Linda” drama which, in part, prevented the second act from lifting from the stage.

Of course, you don’t want to take a beloved work and screw it up either. Mame, Les Miserables, and Jane Eyre are all examples of shows that remained faithful to their source works that not only worked well but would have been doomed had any other direction been taken. I admired the creators of Little Women for attempting some of their own touches, but with a work so beloved, you risk the “Jo never took Beth to the sea!” reaction or the “I want to see Beth die on stage in song!” cliché they worked so hard to avoid but for which the audience, at least I, was craving.

Perhaps it’s like on American Idol. You have to not only follow what the judges tell you but also understand how to apply it. Many a singer has taken a risk at the behest of the judges, only to fail because they took the wrong risk or didn’t have enough of a mastery of their talents to fully grasp how to change. You have to be able to inherently know when and when not to change.

Let’s also address the idea of change. Changes should not be made for the sake of making changes. I always admired Thoroughly Modern Millie for not simply duplicating the movie, but the changes from it are, at times, perfunctory. The fact that Dorothy doesn’t choose Trevor Graydon in the end or that Jimmy starts out a rude jerk isn’t necessary, but giving Mrs. Meers a clear motivation for her dirty deeds or Graydon’s delightful typing test for Millie are. There are changes that are required for the sake of structure, to adjust for the medium of the stage, to flesh out the work, to incorporate musical moments, or to develop or change theme—those are the important ones. Tacking on alterations for the sake of making an interpretation your own isn’t enough.

Even in a strong source work, I would say that it’s important to have some sort of interpretation, something to focus on or add. I recently wrote about this in an entry quoting Arthur Miller.

So, in the end, I guess the best that can be said is that musical theatre is an art, not a formula. Master your art, and you have a better chance of making the choices that lead you to success. Master your art, and you also know when to break the “rules.” Perhaps that the best kind of genius of all.

the Broadway Mouth
March 26, 2008

(Note: Interestingly and contradictorily enough, I think film versions of books and plays must fight to be faithful in order to be great. I won’t go into detail on theories why except to say that the best movie adaptations of books and plays are almost always the ones that are the most faithful.)

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Mary Martin Quiz: The Answers

(To first read the original multiple choice quiz questions, click here.)


1. Which of the following shows were NOT offered to Mary Martin to originate a role?

Mary Martin was NEVER offered a role in Guys and Dolls; however, she did turn down offers to do Oklahoma!; Kiss Me, Kate; My Fair Lady; and Mame.

She doesn’t address all of them in her book, but she opted to take on an out-of-town closer called Dancing in the Streets instead of Oklahoma!, for which Rodgers and Hammerstein were extremely grateful, realizing that turning Green Grow the Lilacs into a traditional star vehicle would have ruined the show and would have ruined what they did that ended up revolutionizing the Broadway musical. For months after their show opened, they sent Martin flowers in thanks for turning the role down.

She originally thought Cole Porter wanted her for Lois Lane in Kiss Me, Kate, but he wanted her for Lilli Vanessi. The problem for Martin was, however, that all of her touring with Annie Get Your Gun had taken a toll on her soprano. She literally couldn’t sing the part and knew it. Porter, she later learned, was devastated by her turning him down.

She doesn’t say much about My Fair Lady or Mame, though I’ve read in Richard Tyler Jordan’s But Darling, I’m Your Auntie Mame that the reason she gave for turning down Mame was the music. She signed a preliminary agreement to do the show with the exit clause being approval of the score. When Jerry Herman flew to Brazil to share his fabulous score, she reportedly claimed not to like it, which has been said was her way of backing out. She had spent so much time touring and living in dressing rooms that she simply wanted to enjoy life on her farm.

2. Of all her roles, which does Mary Martin proclaim to be her favorite?

Her strongest statement of such is related to Peter Pan. This is not surprising considering the effect that show had on children around the country. She details the fanatic response the show earned from kids in the audience, as well as how people responded to her after each of the three televised airings of the show. In one touching story, Martin and friends travel through the jungles of Brazil to an acquaintance’s house, barely making it before nightfall, when it would have been dangerous to drive through the jungle. Upon arrival, the house appears to be closed, but then one of the shutters opens, and it is an elderly, senile woman who recognizes Peter Pan, saying Wendy’s line, “Peter! You’ve come to my window.”

It doesn’t get much more magical than that.

3. Which of the following statements are true of I Do! I Do!, the two-person musical which she starred in with Robert Preston.

Figuring that people were coming to I Do! I Do! for Martin and Preston, it was agreed that it would be better to cancel shows rather than to send on an understudy, so none were used. The run began with matinee performances but, as it continued to run, those were scaled back to give the stars a rest in a strenuous show where one of them always had to be on stage while the other was furiously changing.

When the Broadway run was followed by a tour, the show began to wear on Preston and Martin, and it eventually had to end because of Martin’s health.

4. According to Mary Martin, what melody cut from South Pacific was she responsible for getting used in The King and I?

The melody of “Getting to Know You” was originally written as a soft-shoe piece for Martin, and when it was cut, Rodgers and Hammerstein promised it to her. Upon seeing the dress rehearsal of The King and I in New Haven, she recommended that it would be a great melody to use as a song to help develop Anna’s character. In all the talk of “character-specific” music used to criticize shows like Hairspray, it’s interesting to see how the masters responded to character-specific music—by handing one song to another character! Cross reference this with “Losing My Mind” from Follies, which jumped characters within the show.

5. According to Mary Martin, how did she and Richard Halliday save William Talbert’s job out of town as the original Lieutenant Cable?

According to Martin, Talbert was great in the role of Lieutenant Cable, but he simply wasn’t “sexy enough.” Martin and her husband Richard Halliday had become experts on home hair coloring and permanents after all of her different roles, so they took Talbert and shook up his look a bit, giving him soft blond curls that made him look “taller, handsomer, [and] a perfect foil for dark-skinned Liat.” To complete the transformation, director Josh Logan gave Talbert tight-fitting pants, and when he next appeared in New Haven, half the cast thought he was a replacement.

6. With which of the following men did Mary Martin not star?

Mary Martin never starred with Alfred Drake. She did star with John Raitt in a later two-stop tour of Annie Get Your Gun (and he was her Frank Butler on a television production as well).

She starred with Yul Brynner in Lute Song, and even claims to have discovered him (with husband Halliday) when they invited him over to see about using him in Lute Song.

Charles Boyer was with her in the mess Kind Sir. She had always wanted to perform with Boyer, so being able to do so helped her overcome the frustrating experience of being in the show. It was directed by Josh Logan, whom she had last worked with on South Pacific. The problem was, however, that Logan was “in the throes of a breakdown.” His mis-guided psychologist said it would be okay for him to take on the project, but the cast was warned not to challenge him on anything. There are several hilarious stories related to this, but in short, you can quickly imagine what comes of a show where everyone “Yes, sir”s the director who isn’t in a right frame of mind.

7. How did Mary Martin get most of her formal dance training?

As a teenager, Mary Martin often got compliments on her dancing, so when she needed a venue to exert herself after being married at sixteen, she opened a dance school. In the summers, she traveled to California to learn new steps to teach her growing student population.


8. To which controversial location did Mary Martin take Hello, Dolly!, going so far as to persuade the cast to do it.

She took the Hello, Dolly! to Vietnam, even though most of the cast originally voted against the idea. She told them that, while she too didn’t support the war, performing for the troops would be a show of support for the men. It was a tough time for her to be in a war zone, but once all is said and done, the cast agreed that it was an amazing experience.

9. During a busy Easter shopping season, Mary Martin stopped by Saks to buy a pair of gloves. It was so busy that there were no salespeople to help her. Who ended up playing salesperson for her, even going so far as to make up a sales slip and accept her payment?

This was Beatrice Lillie. She pops up throughout the book, and what a marvelous, zany woman she appears to have been. I had always known her as Mrs. Meers in the movie Thoroughly Modern Millie, but how I wish I could have seen her on stage.

10. Mary Martin and her husband Richard Halliday found peace and relaxation in what foreign country?

Martin and Halliday had a farm in Brazil for many years, which they loved dearly. Once her husband died, however, she says in the book (copyrighted in 1976) that she could never return to it.

the Broadway Mouth
March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Mary Martin Quiz

I just finished reading Mary Martin’s autobiography My Heart Belongs, which I picked up for a mere twenty-seven cents at a thrift store. Mary Martin is one of the greats of Broadway—having appeared in eleven shows on Broadway (including originating iconic roles in South Pacific, Peter Pan, and The Sound of Music) as well as headlining shows in London and American national tours.

It’s hard to fully appreciate the appeal of Mary Martin now since, being a stage star, most of her best work is no longer accessible, but there’s no questioning her star appeal, particularly considering the famous roles she was offered but turned down and the ecstatic response she often received after performances, humbly detailed in My Heart Belongs. The fact that she appeared in eleven shows on Broadway alone speaks volumes of her talent.

So . . . how well do you know Mary Martin as told in her autobiography? Take the quiz to find out. Answers will be posted tomorrow along with some engaging discussion.

1. Which of the following shows were NOT offered to Mary Martin to originate a role?

A) Oklahoma! B) Kiss Me, Kate
C) Guys and Dolls D) My Fair Lady


2. Of all her roles, which does Mary Martin proclaim to be her favorite?

A) Venus (from One Touch of Venus) B) Nellie Forbush
C) Peter Pan D) Dolly Levi


3. Which of the following statements are true of I Do! I Do!, the two-person musical which she starred in with Robert Preston.

A) She chose it over originating Dolly Levi.
B) Her husband Richard Halliday wrote the book.
C) Her husband Richard Halliday directed the show with Gower Champion.
D) There were no understudies or standbys hired.


4. According to Mary Martin, what melody cut from South Pacific was she responsible for getting used in The King and I?

A) “I Whistle a Happy Tune”
B) “Hello, Young Lovers”
C) “Getting to Know You”
D) “Shall We Dance”


5. According to Mary Martin, how did she and Richard Halliday save William Talbert’s job out of town as the original Lieutenant Cable?

A) They changed his hair color and style.
B) They helped boost his confidence.
C) They taught him how to relax.
D) They had the keys of his song lowered.


6. With which of the following men did Mary Martin not star?

A) John Raitt
B) Yul Brynner
C) Charles Boyer
D) Alfred Drake


7. How did Mary Martin get most of her formal dance training?

A) She took classes taught by Gene Kelly.
B) She opened a dance school and took the classes in the summer to teach her students.
C) She never actually had any formal dance training.
D) She was trained by her first husband Ben Hagman, who was a well-trained hoofer.


8. To which controversial location did Mary Martin take Hello, Dolly!, going so far as to persuade the cast to do it.

A) Birmingham, Alabama
B) Russia
C) Vietnam
D) China


9. During a busy Easter shopping season, Mary Martin stopped by Saks to buy a pair of gloves. It was so busy that there were no salespeople to help her. Who ended up playing salesperson for her, even going so far as to make up a sales slip and accept her payment?

A) Carol Burnett
B) Ethel Merman
C) Fanny Brice
D) Beatrice Lillie


10. Mary Martin and her husband Richard Halliday found peace and relaxation in what foreign country?

A) Brazil
B) Peru
C) Honduras
D) Colombia

And, in case you aren’t familiar with Mary Martin’s work, an overview:



the Broadway Mouth
March 24, 2008

The Dangers of the First Row

As I’m sure it was on Broadway, the orchestra for the tour revival of Annie Get Your Gun was placed on stage, which meant that the normal orchestra pit space could be covered and used for additional orchestra-priced seating, which is where I managed to get my ticket for. I was seated in the second row, next to two parents whose two sons were directly in front of them in the front row.

As George McDaniel, in the role of Buffalo Bill Cody, walked across the lip of the stage early on to introduce the story, he was unintentionally spurting saliva, as Broadway actors tend to do. As he’d do so, I’d see the boys’ mother reaching forward to wipe of her kids’ foreheads dry.

That’s one experience you’ll never get at the movies.

the Broadway Mouth
March 24, 2008